Some people just don’t *get* banana slugs. Let me explain to you. Banana slugs are pretty much the raddest creatures alive. you can kiss them. there exists a band called the “Banana Slug String Band” because they are THAT amazing. people are like whhhhaaat are they even real. Let me tell you people BANANA SLUGS ARE REAL, AND AMAZING. you see them in the forrest and are like whhhaaa that is a freaking banana slug. and god/higher power/great spirit/etc is like fuck yeah thats a banana slug.
And then there are the idiots who feel that a banana slug is a lame mascot for UCSC. let me tell you something. If you feel banana slugs are a lame mascot, you have never experienced a banana slug. they are like narwals and platypus, so magical they almost can’t be real. Freaking jealous of their mascot. you know what’s a lame mascot. the generic ones. like hawks, or falcons, or bears, or mustangs. yeah I said it, my school has a lame mascot. I’m jealous of the banana slug school .
